Very Accurate BSOD

The ultimate fake 'crash screen' for nobody's everyday needs

"Features"

Truely authentic - Uses the right font & also images extracted from system files if needed
Scales to monitors ¹ - No matter your COMPUTER screen size, anything above ~600px width & length should fit.²
Not just an image - It's text.
Open source - Absolutely true
Minimal - CSS and HTML are so simple that even beginners can understand it, and small enough that the network can load it in time. ^{forget about javascript}
Tested - you cant test html.

Why did I make this?

every single fake bsod website has some inaccuracy, so i thoght, "what is so difficult in making one?"

now i know.

You: wait doesn't this mean this also has some inaccuracy?

Me: yes

You: then why would i use this?

Me: you don't. if you still want to, read below

You: 👍

How do I use it

FOR STUDENTS yeah I wouldn't try using this to skip classes.

FOR WEBSITE ADMINISTRATORS if you're thinking of putting this on your website to get users to install malware, firstly, what the heck is wrong with you, and two, this won't trick anyone. You're welcome to try, though.

ANYTHING ELSE this wont work either

You: but what if

Me: nah

You: b-

Me: nope.

You:

Me: absolutely not.

Features

Windows BSOD specific features

The % complete counter increments automagically.

don't want that to happen? use the #disablePercentDone web argument/link fragment.

Linux Kernel Panic specific features

You dont do anything here. The javascript is a blinking cursor.

configurable

How to configure the pages to your liking

Configuring the fake Windows BSOD

So you may use javascript to manage it, just remember to link it, or make it inline.

in javascript, call changeProgressPercentage();.

example:

changeProgressPercentage("69");

this will change the thing from "0% complete" to "69% complete".

[!IMPORTANT] Do not add a "%".

[!NOTE] you can make this call say anything you want, and is not limited to numbers.

Changing the bugcheck code:

You can make the bugcheck code anything, so you can change it from CRITICAL_PROCESS_DIED to CRITICAL_OBJECT_TERMINATION.

do it like this:

changeBugcheckCode("CRITCAL_OBJECT_TERMINATION");

Configuring the fake Linux Kernel panic

Currently, you do not.

requirements

You need the segoe ui font, in other words, just use Windows to load this

A browser capable of loading spaghetti css and spaghetti js.

TESTED ON FIREFOX ONLY.

roadmap

Strikethrough text are completed tasks.

add macos screen as an option

~~Add Linux's kernel panic.~~

Extend Linux's kernel panic.

scale display size if your display size is small.

Legal

Licensed under mit, attribution is required.

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it works on MY machine. ↩
i never tested this. ↩

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