Welcome to YaaS - the ultimate solution to a problem you never knew you had!

The YaaS (Yet Another As-a Service) service model is a groundbreaking, paradigm-shifting, revolutionary service that provides absolutely nothing with unmatched efficiency. Leveraging the latest in buzzword technologies, YaaS is designed to seamlessly integrate into your workflow, enhancing your productivity by not doing anything at all.

• Cloud-Based Nothingness ☁️ : Experience the joy of cloud computing that offers the agility of doing nothing, anywhere, anytime.
• Serverless Inactivity 💤 : With our state-of-the-art serverless architecture, you can enjoy inactivity at scale without worrying about servers.
• AI-Driven Indecision 🤖 : Our advanced AI algorithms help you in not making decisions more efficiently than ever before.
• Blockchain-Enabled Confusion 🔗 : Enhanced with blockchain technology to add an extra layer of unnecessary complexity.
• IoT Compatible 📱 : Connects with your smart devices to extend its unfunctionality to the physical world.

• "YaaS helped me automate things I never even did manually!" - Dave Junior, Senior Dev 👨‍💻
• "Since I started using YaaS, my productivity has remained exactly the same! Amazing!" - Rasmus Juergennsson, Middleweight Dev 👍
• "The AI-driven indecision module is a game-changer. I've never been so unsure, so efficiently!" - Kay Ahs, Junior High Principal 🎓
• "I just wish my kids would visit more." - Barry Goldberg, Senior Citizen 👴

There are two ways to start using YaaS:

The fastest way to start using YaaS is to simply do nothing. Yes, it's that easy!

The less quick way to start using YaaS is to start with some planning meetings. It's best to make sure you're not wasting people's time, though, so it's probably best to have some pre-planning meetings with key developers in your organization. In order to save time, it's advised that you get as many developers and stakeholders throughout the company to attend a meeting together so as to avoid lengthy delays with rescheduling and conflicts in communication. If anyone says this is stupid and that the meetings should have been an email, they are not team players and you should beware.

For more information on how to not use YaaS, check out our extensive documentation.

Found a problem with YaaS? Feel free to submit an issue about your existential crisis or a shortage of virtual donuts 🍩 in our issue tracker.

Want to contribute to YaaS? We are always looking for experienced procrastinators and meme connoisseurs. 😴🎨 See our contribution guidelines for more information.

What does YaaS actually do? 🤷‍♂️

• A: Absolutely nothing, with remarkable efficiency and cutting-edge technology.

How do I integrate YaaS into my existing workflow? 🔄

• A: Simply continue doing what you're doing (or not doing). YaaS integrates seamlessly by its very nature of non-existence.

Is there a premium version of YaaS? 💰

• A: Yes, it's exactly like the standard version, but we charge you to give the illusion of added value. Perfect for Architects!

How does YaaS leverage AI? 🧠

• A: Our AI is specially designed to enhance your indecision, ensuring you remain as undecided as ever, but faster.

Can I contribute to YaaS? 👥

• A: Absolutely! We're always looking for two things: our glasses and exploitable resources.

• v2.0 - Now with more existential dread! 😱
• v3.1 - Fixed a bug where YaaS accidentally became useful. We apologize for the inconvenience. 🛠️

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