lost my vision almost 20 years ago. This is me, trying to make my life a little easier with voice assistants.
simple voice control, and some stuff in there between.

guess i am okay, if this here would happen to help any regular, non blind, (muggles) along the way too.

can be found at discord

PS blind amature noob please bare with me
i am not a pro developer, i work with tape. i am good at tape

i am looking for any stupid/smart/doable/impossible/crazy ideas to expand the list below.
i would hate to see it finished.

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• 🚀 ESP Voice ASsistant
  

• 🚀 "Tell me a joke"
  

• 🚀 "Where's the phone?"
  

• 🚀 "Where's the remote?"
  

• 🚀 "Where's the charger?"
  

• 🚀 "I got a letter" Scan document, label, organize, rename and send pdf to NAS,jpg to Phone, TTS the paper and when done asks if an calendar event should be made on the dates found on paper
  

• 🚀 "what is the kWh/$ ?"
  

• 🚀 "What time is it?" - Tells time day and date
  

• 🚀 "When is my package arriving?" , "When is mail delivery?""
  

• 🚀 "Set a timer for 8 minutes" - Start timers
  

• 🚀 "Set an alarm for 7:00"
  

• 🚀 Read/write calendar events
  

• 🚀 "Is it cold outside?" (its sweden duh)
  

• 🚀 "I want to hear the news" (np3)
  

• 🚀 "Play the latest financial news" (mp3)
  

• 🚀 Live TTS RSS feeds
  

• 🚀 TTS Market updates
  

• 🚀 Global TTS notifications
  

• 🚀 Discord DM and @ TTS notification
  

• 🚀 Live TTS emails
  

• 🚀 "Play latest podcast"
  

• 🚀 "Play Random songs"
  

• 🚀 "Play Artist" (add to Lidarr if not found)
  

• 🚀 "Play Song title" (add to Lidarr if not found)
  

• 🚀 "Start Playlist"
  

• 🚀 TV: TTS EPG. "Whats on TV right now?"
  

• 🚀 "Block this ad"
  

• 🚀 "When does the next bus/train to the hospital departure?"
  

• 🚀 Read/Write shopping/ToDo lists & reminders.
  

• 🚀 "What song is this?" (and add to playlist)
  

• 🚀 "Complete backup of phone" backups iPhone to duck cloud, Contacts, SMS, camera, shortcuts, certs. TTS progress
  

• 🚀 "When is the next game?" - Tells when local sports teams next game is.
  

• 🚀 "Who called?" - Do lookup on unknown number missed called.
  

• 🚀 "What can I say?" . Tells you how to trigger all custom commands.
  

• 🚀 "When does Willys close?" Ask customized search engine a question, template all response data to query, TTS closest match.
  

• 🚀 "What is a duck?" Ask Wikipedia a question, compare all response data to query, TTS closest match.
  

• 🚀 "Nisse's contact info" TTS Contact info + Display Contact Card on TV with profile pic.
  

• 🚀 Receive SMS and TTS them, extract data and store in CSV. for message logs.
  

• 🚀 "Send a message to Nisse hello!" . Sebd encrypted SMS.
  

• "Call Nisse" . Make phone calls.
  

• 🚀 TTS announcement before friends/guests arrives.
  

• 🚀 TV; Start a starred TV show on shuffle. "Throw something on the tv"
  

• 🚀 "TV: start TVShow" (add to Sonarr if not found)
  

• 🚀 "TV: start movie" (add to Radarr if not found)
  

• 🚀 "TV: set Channel/Volume" (presence automation)
  

• 🚀 "start todays most watched video."
  

• "start minepicking" - network-wide xmr.
  

• Morning message. Calendar, reminders, birthdays, market info, unread mail, missed calls,
  

• Buy/sell
  

• "how much $$ is on my card?"
  

• "how much credit am i up to?"
  

• quick transfer between bank accounts
  

so you like copy pasta huh? well, maybe ....
uploaded code are just examples and you might have to
edit some for it to work without issues.
sharing is caring right?
this is just so you get the general idea about intents,
and proof that you DO NOT meed AI to control your assistants.
all yoou need is black sun glasses, a white cane and a dog with keyboard skillz? woff woff

be aware of the file structure so the right
code goes into the right file.

click the 🦆 if you saw something you liked here

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qwackify (i.e., 🦆🎶)

• 🏆 Dashboard 20.000+ lines of code - stupid
  

• 🏆 taped over 506.25 kilometers worth of tape - stupid
  

• 🏆 started this whole mess cause my eyes really hurt - stupid
  

• 🏆 had serious knee injuries over 1/3 of life, so far... - stupid
  

• 🏆 hey! i am pretty good at this! 👑