A friend told me that there were no more three or four letter word npm module names available. I found poo was available, so I took it. What now Alex?!
npm install poo
or
bower install poo
var poo = require('poo');
poo();
// Will draw you a picture of poo in the console.
poo.thesaurus();
// Returns a random synonym for poo.
poo.palindrome();
// Returns a palindrome for poop.
poo.fact();
// Returns a random fact about poo!