This handy script will help you get both of your hands on a deck.

• Ever wish a particular bug wasn't assigned to you? I have.
• Ever go into a meeting not knowing how to explain that something's not done? Me too.
• Hate Jira? Gawd, it's terrible.

all-hands-on-deck.py will alleviate all your worries and help improve your standing with managers, directors and above.

This job saving tool will go through every Jira ticket assigned to you and reassign it to a random person in your organization. Sucks for them but awesome for you, right?

git clone https://github.com/jmathai/all-hands-on-deck.git
cd all-hands-on-deck
pip install -r requirements.txt

# dry run to only display what would happen
./all-hands-on-deck.py http://jirahost.com jira_username jira_password jira_project

Once you're ready to free yourself of all Jiras you can run the same command and add another argument of 1 to the script.