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This project is intended to protest against the police in Japan

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lets-get-arrested's Introduction

Lets-get-arrested project

In Japan, a schoolgirl was caught by the police for putting a link to a website with an endless loop of alert in JavaScript like this:

while (1) {
  alert("!");
}

How to get arrested

It's easy. Fork this project and branch it as gh-pages. It's all done. It would be more effective to share the url "https://{youraccount}.github.io/lets-get-arrested" on social media. When you share it in Twitter, use hash tag #letsgetarrested4jscode.

Not arrested?

You can surrender yourself to the police.

lets-get-arrested's People

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lets-get-arrested's Issues

github page is down

Is repo owner get arrest？

How to not get arrested in Japan

One time, we were having lunch in Roppongi in a place overlooking a the street. We saw 4 extremely drunk (it was not quite noon) 20-somethings emerge from somewhere and proceed to cross the street. 2 girls and one guy made it across but the other guy loitered in the middle even as the lights changed. As taxis drove past him, he kicked at them. Soon he was pissing in the middle of the street. Meanwhile, two of his friends were rolling around on the ground on the side of the road. This went on for 10 or 15 minutes. While it was happening, a patrol car came and parked on the side of the road nearby for a minute or two and then pulled away without incident, two cops on foot stopped on the sidewalk and watched with disapproval on their faces and then left, and one motorcycle cop did a U-turn right in front of the guy but was met only with aggressive body language. Eventually the scene cleared up on its own without any arrests or citations.

As a computer science theorist, I want to thank Japanese polices

tl;dr: Japanese polices have just solved the halting problem

Background

Definition: Halting problem is: Given any Turing Machine M and an input s, decide whether M(s) halts.

In common words, halting problem is saying, given a program, and some inputs, determining whether the program exits at all.

In 1936, Alan Turing proved that there is no hope we can write a program to solve such a problem. But now in 2019, with the help of Japanese polices, we can actually solve halting problem in an elegant way.

Proof

Given any Turing Machine M and an input s, consider the following procedure:

Write javascript that simulates M, since javascript is a Turing-complete language, it is easy to do so.
For each statement of your code, append alert('!'); after it.
Embed the code into some webpage and get a link
Post the link on Japanese discussion boards and @ Japanese polices
Sit at home and wait
If you are arrested, we know M(s) never halts, otherwise M(s) halts

Now, if M(s) halts, then we are not posting a link with infinite alerts, so there is no ground for Japanese polices to arrest us. Otherwise M(s) never halts, then they will raid us and we will learn that M(s) must halt. Hence, Japanese polices are the oracle for the halting problem. ∎

Yay! We have tackled the impossible!

Caveat: Statute of limitations applies, and wiki says the Japanese statue of limitations is as long as 30 years. So we may need to sit at home for 30 years to wait for the result. But luckily, we can solve many problems at once.

It is really thrilling to be born at this time to witness such a breakthrough in computablility theory. I think Japanese polices should get the next Turing award for their fantastic job.

Will Brendan Eich who the creator of JavaScript get arrested when he came to Japan?

Brendan Eich who the creator of JavaScript said on Twitter, "May be in Japan this year, could be expert witness if it would help.".

Will he get arrested by abets the creation of malicious programs like infinite loops when he came to Japan?

I know Japan has arrested a P2P software creator in a similar reason. He got a conviction.

Distribution of JavaScript CDN

This will make more developers more easily arrested!

Let's guess the next code to move Japanese polices.

Next, I think Japanese polices will move when they've checked following code:

<body onload="setTimeout(window.close(), 1)">

Making a T-shirt

I am thinking of designing and selling a T-shirt to spread this campaign. If there were a catchy logo, it would be more effective.

Surely i need to be arrested multiple times for this one

while(1){
alert("Arrest me plz");
}

while(true){
MessageBox.Show("Arrest me plz", "Illegal", MessageBoxButtons.OK, MessageBoxIcon.Information);
}

Batch

:f
msg %USERNAME% "Arrest me plz"
goto f

Python2.7

while True:
    tkMessageBox.showinfo("Illegal", "Arrest me plz")

GameMaker

In Step Event 0:
Execute Code: show_message("Arrest me plz");

VBS

do
x = msgbox("Arrest me Plz",16,"Illegal")
loop

lets-get-arrested is worked as true browser exploit.

再現手順

Android 版の Twitter アプリ内 WebView で開く
無限 alert を何度も閉じながら右上のメニューを開く
無限 alert を何度も閉じながら [Chrome で開く] を選択
💥 Chrome が異常終了

再現率は 100% ではなく、問題が再現する環境でも問題なく Chrome アプリで開かれることもあるようです。

再現環境

ASUS ZenFone 5
Android 8.0.0

Promote cause

Contacted eff.org, other orgs to contact?

事実整理

日本において、ある女子中学生が以下のようなアラートの無限ループを JavaScript で書いたとして警察に補導されました:

報道によれば、アラートの無限ループのJavaScriptが書かれた「URLを記述」したことによる補導ではないでしょうか。つまり、JavaScriptを書いた人は補導もなにもされていない。

In what environments does this cause a crash?

From the following article:
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2019/03/japanese-police-charge-13-year-old-girl-for-infinite-javascript-popup-prank/?comments=1&post=36976525

"You can see it above, though that's not quite the same as single-handedly crashing 1,507 computer systems on one day."

In Android chrome, ubuntu firefox, ubuntu chrome. I am never stuck in the application. Never experienced any explorer crash, let alone OS crash.

It seems like modern explorers take this common exploit into account and effectively protect users against it.

How did 1507 computer systems crash?

Feature Request: React Hook

Can we get this as a react hook? Asking for a friend.

how to get arrested in weaboo

for ( ; ; ) {
window.alert(" ∧_∧ ババババ\n（ ・ω・)=つ≡つ\n（っ ≡つ=つ\n`/  )\n(ノΠＵ\n何回閉じても無駄ですよ～ww\nm9（＾Д＾）プギャー！！")
}

while(1) alert('何回閉じても無駄ですよ〜')

Too many steps URL Mico Site would alow instant sharing

Using ITTY BITTY SITE, you can share this as a URL microsite:

https://itty.bitty.site/#index.html/data:text/html;charset=utf-8;base64,PHNjcmlwdD4KICB3aGlsZSAoMSkgewogICAgICBhbGVydCgiISIpOwogIH0KPC9zY3JpcHQ+Cg==

I would like to surrender myself to the police

But as an American, I don't know how.

Can you help us know which police department arrested the little girl? They seem to be experts in this matter and I would like to turn myself in to them over the phone

Lead maintainer still does not get arrested

Steps to reproduce

Start lets-get-arrested project and share the url of GitHub Pages on Twitter
News sites reported about this project

Expected result

Lead maintainer got arrested immediately.

Actual result

Lead maintainer still shows up his office everyday.

Github用https

enjoy criminal life

URL is outdated

The news article URL: https://www3.nhk.or.jp/lnews/kobe/20190304/2020003239.html is outdated.

For maximum impact, please create an NPM module.

This will help millions of Javascript developers to get arrested.

Faster access

当局からはおそらくリンクをクリックし事実確認をし逮捕状が発行されたものだと思われますので下記の様な直接的なリンクの方が現実的ではないでしょうか

<a href="javascript:(function hoge() {alert();hoge();})();">bl</a>

Feature suggestion: illegal number

If you add an illegal number, we'll all get arrested even faster. Of course this will vary (no pun intended) by jurisdiction. For those of us in the US, I believe an AACS master key will suffice. An image of Winnie the Pooh may do for China. Japan, umm, unblurred porn? Don't look at me for a PR, I haven't got any illegal numbers around here... Whistles

Why should I fork this?

The girl was arrested for "putting a link" and not writing the code. It's all about sharing. You only need one site with this alert JavaScript. Multiple persons can share one site. No need for multiple sites here.

I think you don't have the right script

The original script was: <script language="JavaScript"> for ( ; ; ) { window.alert("　∧_∧　ババババ\n（・ω・)=つ≡つ\n（っ ≡つ=つ\n`/　　)\n(ノΠＵ\n何回閉じても無駄ですよ～ww\nm9（＾Д＾）プギャー！！\n　byソル (@0_Infinity_)") } </script>

Preparation for arrest

The news article mentioning this project
https://www.data-max.co.jp/article/28329
says during an interview with the Hyogo prefecture police, they said they haven't changed their interpretation of Japan's law although many lawyers are skeptical about that. This means they assured this project is illegal. Consequently the risk of an actual arrest has increased.

Thus we should get prepared. I am thinking of raising a fund to cover attorney's fee. If there is any idea about what we should do to be prepared, discuss here.

Please make a list of Contributor :)

By doing so, many Contributors will be arrested!

U know what

Let's fxxking get arrested is my legal middle name.

news url not found.

it's not found.
thanks (in advanced).

Related news articles:
(Japanese) https://www3.nhk.or.jp/lnews/kobe/20190304/2020003239.html

I don't want to be arrested!

I cannot want to be arrested so made a document not to be arrested.

https://github.com/yoshi1125hisa/lets-not-be-arrested

use beforeunload

https://developer.mozilla.org/ja/docs/Web/Events/beforeunload
can hook close browser.
もちろん2回閉じることを試みれば閉じれるブラウザが殆どですが警察はアホなので1回閉じれないだけで悪質認定してくれるかもしれません

My ideas for maintaining this project smoothly

This project became very famous, and now many issues and PRs are posted.
But I don't think everything is smoothly handled.

So my ideas are

Label them
There are many issues and PRs, contents are various: translations, typo fixes, discussions
By labeling, it's can visually see the difference and make the content easier to identify
Give write access to contributors
In the present situation, if the owner isn't here, we can't even label it
So give write access to contributors just like gatsbyjs
Japanese article https://blog.hiroppy.me/entry/current-status-and-future-of-oss

Finally, note this is a personal opinion and other ideas are also welcome

Misleading links

The URL "http://youraccount.github.io/lets-get-arrested" in README.md has linked automatically, but it isn't actually a usable link.

There is a person who is actually deceived in #67 (I think)

How about putting characters that are not URLs just {} to avoid automatic linking and to clarify that it needs to replace youraccount

http://youraccount.github.io/lets-get-arrested
↓
http://{youraccount}.github.io/lets-get-arrested

デモへのリンク

実際に動作するデモへのリンクがあったほうがわかりやすいと思うのですが、READMEには見当たりませんでした。

Change "!" to "am I being detained?"

Will need some translations tho

Can I get arrested for confirm or prompt?

In this incident, the girl was caught for alert. But there are also confirm and prompt similar to alert. Can I get arrested for these?

// just like this
while (1) confirm("!");
// and this
while (1) prompt("!");

i can long-press ESC, and use close tab page icon to prevent alert, how can i do (手动滑稽)?

The cops won't gonna book me on this

I created a page based on this repo, along with surprising messages. I bet the cops in Japan won't book me! (I don't wanna end up like this guy)
https://mraandtux.github.io/neverforget/
(Credits included)

In case of you, how the meeting for computer security will you open?

The sad news has come: http://ozuma.sakura.ne.jp/sumida/2019/03/15/77/

He said he has stopped the meeting for computer security that intended to open by himself.
Because he's afraid of the police will come to arrest the meeting members.

In the current situation, how the meeting for computer security will you open safely?

Devide README for each language

like this:

README.md
README.ja.md
README.ko.md

Add LICENSE

This source code should be made GPLv3 so any project with a while loop should be required to share their source code.

Get rid of unnecessary master branch

It would be cleaner if there were only one branch (the gh-pages branch) instead of two separate branches both with an index.html file.
Commands to do so:

git push origin :gh-pages                # delete the old gh-pages branch
git branch -m master gh-pages            # create a new gh-pages branch from the master branch
git push origin :master                  # delete old master branch
git push --set-upstream origin gh-pages  # push new gh-pages branch

<input type="color" id="elem">
<script>
  async function f() {
    while (1) {
      document.getElementById('elem').click();
      await new Promise(resolve => setTimeout(resolve, 1));
    }
  }
  f();
</script>

See example on https://output.jsbin.com/lefonuz.