Creepy ways to tell your Boss that you're Out Of the Office

Let's use all the best skills we have to prepare alternatives to "OOO" abbreviation of the "Out Of the Office" message 💪

Golang waits until 3 o are randomly matched and prints seconds of running time

1. Contribute to the repository with any file type, any programming or human language
2. Text should give a clear message about you going or being out of the office
3. Use as much creativity as you can
4. If it's a script, or text in a sertain language, than it should be only understandable in this specific language
5. Don't replace existing file types, texts, scripts. Extend them instead, or add a new ones
6. Use Pull Requests