Just leaving this here for posterity.
[Unit]
Description=IsaacsClassicSupervisor
[Service]
Type=simple
User=root
Restart=always
RestartSec=3
TimeoutStopSec=10min
ExecStart=/bin/sh -c 'tail -F /mnt/chaindata_vol/.ethereum-classic/mainnet/mlogs/geth.log | /root/classic-geth-supervisor.sh/collect/mlog-event-pipe.sh /root/classic-geth-supervisor.sh/analyze/supervise.sh /root/classic-geth-supervisor.sh/alert/isaacecho.sh'
[Install]
WantedBy=default.target
[Unit]
Description=IsaacsClassicSupervisor_Emailer
[Service]
Type=simple
User=root
Restart=always
RestartSec=3
TimeoutStopSec=10min
ExecStart=/bin/sh -c '/root/.env && /root/classic-geth-supervisor.sh/analyze/supervise.sh /root/classic-geth-supervisor.sh/alert/isaacemail.sh; echo "sleeping 60..." && sleep 60'
[Install]
WantedBy=default.target