in the future there's lots of broken stuff that can only be fixed with judicious use of techjargon.
this is your swiss cyberarmy knife.
'npm install XX' til it works npm install https://github.com/spencermountain/nlp_comprimise/archive/master.tar.gz
node futureproblems.js
cybergoogle for how to configure the FTL controller
sounds like you've got sapient cyberteens
you're gonna have to replace the habitat network
make sure not to research modifications to the warp scope
double check the energy warphole for angry techroaches
manual says to invert the spacetime dispenser
maybe you should buy a fresh lagrangian network
who doesn't know how to buy a fresh lagrangian network
you're gonna have to verify the habitat wizard settings
double check the hyperspace scope for wireheads