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Corporate Bullshit Generator for Go

This is the Corporate Bullshit Generator rewritten for Golang. Implementation is based on Corporate Bullshit Generator for Java. Transcoding committed by ChatGPT 3.5

Features

This can be used as a standalone program or a library. You can generate other dictionaries based on the cbsg dictionary file .

Usage

Build application

You can build as a simple standalone application with built-in dictionary. Default value is "shortWorkshop".

$ make build
$ ./out/bin/cbsg --help
Available options:
--workshop
--shortWorkshop
--financialReport
--sentenceGuaranteedAmount=<ANY_INTEGER>

--dictionaryFile=<DICTIONARY_FILE>
--help

$ ./out/bin/cbsg
Controlling should be committed across industry sectors. A well-planned and fast-evolving dematerialization carefully promotes the decision makers from the get-go. The Customer Experience Management efficiently cost-control measures ensuring market opportunities. Our wide-range market conditions diligently enables the white-collar workers in the core. The adjacencies an evolutionary and executive-level silo resulting in a long-term run-rate efficiency.

Using as a library

You can find a corporate example with Dilbert's pointy haired boss.

Example output with cowsay (with added ASCII art):

 __________________________________________ 
/ There can be no gain in task efficiency  \
| until we can achieve a rapid growth      |
| momentum. Decision-maker and             |
| relationship result ins                  |
| innovation-driven and cross-enterprise   |
| style guidelines across the board. Our   |
| marketplace and right emotional impact   |
| organically turbocharges a matrix across |
| the organizations. The organization our  |
| key performance indicators on a          |
| transitional basis. The corporate values |
| cost-effectively strengthen the thought  |
\ leaders across the board.                /
 ------------------------------------------
          \
           \
              @         @
             @@  ..-..  @@
             @@@' _ _ '@@@
              @(  oo   )@
               |  (_)  |
               |   _   |
               |_     _|
              /|_'---'_|\
             / | '\_/' | \
            /  |  | |  |  \