public class Ezekiel {
    public static final String UNIVERSITY = "Purdue";
    public static final String NICKNAME = "ZEKE";
    public static final String JOB = "Programmer";
    public static final int AGE = 20;
    public static final String[] LANGUAGES = {
        // In sharply decreasing order of fluency
        "English", // Native
        "Español", // Crecí en Texas
        "中国人", // 我只学会了怎么问厕所
        "Français",  // Juste assez pour flirter
        "한국인",  // 지금까지 듀오링고만 😂
    };
    public static final String[] PROGRAMMING_LANGUAGES = {
        "Java",
        "JavaScript",
        "Python",
        "C",
        "x86",
        "LaTeX"
    };

    private Ezekiel() {
        System.out.println("The mathematical challenge of finding the greatest good can expand the heart. Empathy opens the mind to suffering, and math keeps it open.")
    }
}