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penis.js's Introduction

Comparing variables has never been that easy and clear like using penis.js. You can use it in your websites or in your node application.

This library also has ReactJS bindings with the CondomJS wrapper component.

Usage

Traditional comparing:

var a = 'foo';
var b = 'bar';
if(a === b) alert('true')

penis.js comparing:

penis.setBalls('foo');
penis.setHead('bar');
if(B===D) alert('true');

Soft or hard penis comparing:

penis.setBalls('0');
penis.setHead(0);

var softPenisCompareResult = B==D; // true
var hardPenisCompareResult = B===D; // false

// or...
var continent = B===D ? 'Africa' : 'Asia';

Penis is compatible with AMD, commonjs, or can be just included as a script tag in a browser.

You can install penis as a node module with:

npm install edankwan/penis.js

You can then use it by requiring it:

var penis = require('penis');

Bower is also supported:

bower install penis.js

If your browser supports Object.defineProperty, you can use the balls and head properties to set these properties instead:

penis.balls = '1';
penis.head = 1;

B==D; // true
B===D; // false

When you've finished with your current penis, you can reset to get your global B and D back:

D = 'dick';

penis.setHead('Crabapple');

penis.reset();

D == 'dick' // true;

Caution

penis.js uses the global variables "B" and "D" such that you can use the awesome command "B==D" to compare 2 variables everywhere.

Testing

run npm test or testling to run the test suite.

License

penis.js is currently under Giant Penis License (GPL) which is a deformed MIT License including penis text art.

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penis.js's Issues

Enlarge it!

..seriously I mean adding bower support, because I'd like to use it my project

Smaller Penis

I noticed that at 3.958kb, Penis is quite large. Does Penis come in a smaller size?

I am not offended enough

As someone who loves satire, i feel this project can greatly contribute to the efforts of ridding the world of over-sensitive twits who take life too seriously.

More misogyny, more racism, more brutally offensive content. All in the name of satire, of course. I'm not actually a misogynist, i just seriously can't stand people who get offended by silly.

penis.js is silly. Lets take it to the satirical level! eh? Who doesn't love some good dick jokes? shit... dicss is like the most hilarious project ever(sorry, slightly more hilarious than this)

typescript

Hello penis.js team!

Is it possible to add types for typescript compiler?

Thank you!

B and D as global Symbols

It might be better to create global symbols for B and D so the Penis could be less intrusive and not lying all over the place? Let's keep it in pants until it's summoned, shouldn't we?

Giant Penis License text is duplicated

http://giant-penis-license.org/ - why is the license text duplicated? Is it intentional, to make it bigger in size? Also, if I want to use only a single license text, do I have to reduce the size of a penis at the top?

[Feature Request] Is possible to store something inside the B global?

I wanna ask if is possible to use the B to store stuff in a fluid way, like a very nice wrapper for localstorage that stringify everything and store it inside the B.

where te f*k is the react wrapper

Project promotes racist, androcentrist material

@edankwan, I don’t know what your intentions were in creating this project, but personally I find it incredibly offensive on a number of levels:

the entire project is androcentrist — that is, creating and influencing a male-centric environment; there is enough of this in technology already without adding to it
the documentation provided is highly racist (using code to make jokes about genitalia in African men as compared to Asian men)
the document is highly crass and contributes to an environment in which anatomy is used as a basis for offensive humour

You may feel that if someone finds this project offensive they should simply look away and not pay any attention; however, know that projects like this are instrumental in alienating women, the non-cis-gendered, or indeed anyone who finds the topic of male genitalia or racism discomforting at best (also consider that children are learning to code and they don’t need to be exposed to this sort of material, either).

I hope that you consider this issue within the framework of an industry that is already androcentric, heteronormative and dominated by white supremacy enough as it is. Please don’t contribute to furthering these stereotypes and hugely offensive attitudes.

Project alienates people without penises...

Missing getters

Thanks for creating this awesome package! I wanted to use it right away but quickly ran into problems. Seems like this project is still on the rise so I wanted to add suggestions for improvement:

If there is setHead how come there is no getHead? To many users, this is a very important method. Please consider implementing it, but only after thorough testing.
Maybe I was missing the point of the package but why is there no penis.getLength? The documentation states that this is about comparing variables and how can you do a penis.js comparison without the length? Seriously, you should go back and rub your head, then upload a new version.